www.arrogantworms.com http Aliens stole my garden gnome They send pictures to my home Of him out on the fields of Mars Or hanging out in alien bars He seems happy and I guess He’s got further than most gnomes get But this house aint a home Without my garden gnome A note I found that fateful day Said gone to see the Milky Way Did you fight them with your small fists Or did you leave me cause you’re pissed With how I left you in the rain Where dogs used you to mark terrain Now I’m all alone Without you garden gnome Oh, Stanley, you look so full of hope Floating freely by the Hubble telescope A spaceship lands and through the glass I see your beard and pointy hat They drop you off and fly away A tentacle gives you a wave I’ll treat you better from now on I’ve even written you a song I’m so glad you are home My little garden gnome
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